Achievements
Perks are rented for as long as you hold a place. Achievements are bought outright: hold the place long enough and the plaque is screwed to your name, wipe or no wipe. Some are riddles until somebody earns them.
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Achievement hunters
ALL TIME · EVERY SERVER · PERMANENT UNLOCKS
Ranked by achievements unlocked. These never wipe, so neither does this list. On a tie, whoever got there first stays ahead.
- #1Faust FlammansReached 3 Oct 20263 of 27 achievementsRarest: Part of the FurnitureCOMMON
1 players on record in all.
Rarest achievements
The three fewest players have, of the ones somebody has at all.
Rarity is the share of players on record who have an achievement: 1 player so far, the only one who has unlocked any. Players who never placed are not counted.
Rarity tiers
- COMMON
- 50% or more. Nothing to be embarrassed about. Nothing to frame, either.
- UNCOMMON
- 20% or more. Worth a nod across the yard.
- RARE
- 5% or more. People will ask how.
- LEGENDARY
- Under 5%. People will ask whether.
- UNHEARD OF
- Nobody yet. The plaque is cut and waiting.
How they unlock
- Time on a place is sampled every time the server rechecks the leaderboards, every 10 minutes. Every stretch you still hold the place counts, even while you are offline, because the place is still yours.
- Time is added up across one wipe. Losing the place for an evening does not reset it; the map wipe does.
- If the server was down, that time does not count for anybody.
- An unlocked achievement is permanent and carries the date it was earned. Nothing unlocks one by hand.
- The first real player to unlock each achievement on the server is its server first, for good. Staff and the owner unlock achievements like anyone else, but never take that slot.
Recently unlocked
- 3 Oct 2026
- 29 Sept 2026
- 26 Sept 2026
Every achievement
An achievement nobody has earned yet is drawn unlit. A riddle stays a riddle on this page until someone solves it in game.
Showing 3 of 27 achievements, in default order.
Part of the Furniture
First on time played. The bears think you live here, and the bears are right.
Hold 1st on Time played for 3 days of one wipe.
Unlocked by 1 playerCOMMON100% of players on recordServer first: up for grabs
LATEST- Faust Flammans29 Sept 2026
Foot in the Door
Your name on a podium for the first time. Everyone starts somewhere; you started slightly above everyone else.
Hold any top-three place on any board, for the first time.
Unlocked by 1 playerCOMMON100% of players on recordServer first: up for grabs
LATEST- Faust Flammans26 Sept 2026
Iron Grip
One board, first place, a whole week of one wipe. Your knuckles have gone white, and so has the competition.
Hold 1st on one board for 7 days of one wipe.
Unlocked by 1 playerCOMMON100% of players on recordServer first: up for grabs
LATEST- Faust Flammans3 Oct 2026
