Achievements
Perks are rented for as long as you hold a place. Achievements are bought outright: hold the place long enough and the plaque is screwed to your name, wipe or no wipe. Some are riddles until somebody earns them.
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Achievement hunters
ALL TIME · EVERY SERVER · PERMANENT UNLOCKS
Ranked by achievements unlocked. These never wipe, so neither does this list. On a tie, whoever got there first stays ahead.
- #1Faust FlammansReached 3 Oct 20263 of 27 achievementsRarest: Part of the FurnitureCOMMON
1 players on record in all.
Rarest achievements
The three fewest players have, of the ones somebody has at all.
Rarity is the share of players on record who have an achievement: 1 player so far, the only one who has unlocked any. Players who never placed are not counted.
Rarity tiers
- COMMON
- 50% or more. Nothing to be embarrassed about. Nothing to frame, either.
- UNCOMMON
- 20% or more. Worth a nod across the yard.
- RARE
- 5% or more. People will ask how.
- LEGENDARY
- Under 5%. People will ask whether.
- UNHEARD OF
- Nobody yet. The plaque is cut and waiting.
How they unlock
- Time on a place is sampled every time the server rechecks the leaderboards, every 10 minutes. Every stretch you still hold the place counts, even while you are offline, because the place is still yours.
- Time is added up across one wipe. Losing the place for an evening does not reset it; the map wipe does.
- If the server was down, that time does not count for anybody.
- An unlocked achievement is permanent and carries the date it was earned. Nothing unlocks one by hand.
- The first real player to unlock each achievement on the server is its server first, for good. Staff and the owner unlock achievements like anyone else, but never take that slot.
Recently unlocked
- 3 Oct 2026
- 29 Sept 2026
- 26 Sept 2026
Every achievement
An achievement nobody has earned yet is drawn unlit. A riddle stays a riddle on this page until someone solves it in game.
Showing 27 of 27 achievements, in default order.
Undisputed, Mostly
Top of the PvP board for days on end. Everyone who disputed it has since respawned somewhere quieter.
Hold 1st on PvP kills for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Always the Bridesmaid
Second on PvP kills and stubborn about it. Close enough to smell the belt, far enough to keep your teeth.
Hold 2nd on PvP kills for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Bronze Knuckles
Third on PvP kills, and nobody talked you off the podium. A podium is a podium.
Hold 3rd on PvP kills for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Deforestation Consultant
What falls all day and never hits the ground? Your standing on the wood board. The trees have stopped growing back out of spite.
Hold 1st on Wood chopped for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Splinter Group
Second on wood chopped. The forest has formed a support group, and you are on its agenda.
Hold 2nd on Wood chopped for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Kindling Merchant
Third on wood. Somebody has to keep the island’s furnaces honest, and today it is you.
Hold 3rd on Wood chopped for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Rock Bottom, Top Spot
Went all the way down to the bottom of every node on the island and came back up at the top of the board.
Hold 1st on Ore mined for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Second Vein
Second on ore. The nodes never saw you coming, but in fairness they never see anything.
Hold 2nd on Ore mined for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Pebble Hoarder
Third on ore. Nobody has asked how many stones is too many, and you would rather they did not.
Hold 3rd on Ore mined for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Cloth Baron
First on hemp. Every sleeping bag on the island owes you a thank-you note, stitched.
Hold 1st on Hemp gathered for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Strictly Agricultural
Second on hemp. It is for rope. It has always been for rope. Please stop asking about the rope.
Hold 2nd on Hemp gathered for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Green Around the Knees
Picked but never chosen, woven but never worn by the plant: third on hemp, and grass stains to prove it.
Hold 3rd on Hemp gathered for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
The Boar’s Nightmare
First on animals hunted. Chickens now cross the road specifically to avoid you.
Hold 1st on Animals hunted for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Meat Sweats
Second on animals. The wolves have filed a formal complaint, in triplicate, with teeth marks.
Hold 2nd on Animals hunted for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Weekend Hunter
Third on animals, for longer than anyone’s weekend. The deer have noticed the pattern.
Hold 3rd on Animals hunted for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
RIDDLE
The more of them you bring in, the more of you they pin up. Sit at the top of the list where heads are counted, and keep sitting.
The rule is part of the riddle.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Debt Recovery
Second on bounties. Paperwork optional, payment not.
Hold 2nd on Bounties collected for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Freelance
Third on bounties. No office, no pension, some Scrap, and a list that never gets shorter.
Hold 3rd on Bounties collected for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
RIDDLE
Spend as if the till owes you money, and keep spending until the till believes it.
The rule is part of the riddle.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Loyalty Card
Second on Scrap spent. Two more stamps and you win absolutely nothing, as the small print always said.
Hold 2nd on Scrap spent at the Exchange for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Window Shopper, Retired
Third on Scrap spent. You used to just look.
Hold 3rd on Scrap spent at the Exchange for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Part of the Furniture
First on time played. The bears think you live here, and the bears are right.
Hold 1st on Time played for 3 days of one wipe.
Unlocked by 1 playerCOMMON100% of players on recordServer first: up for grabs
LATEST- Faust Flammans29 Sept 2026
Touched Grass (Rust Grass)
Second on time played. Technically you have been outdoors the entire time.
Hold 2nd on Time played for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Just One More Wipe
Third on time played. You said that last wipe, and the wipe before.
Hold 3rd on Time played for 3 days of one wipe.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
Foot in the Door
Your name on a podium for the first time. Everyone starts somewhere; you started slightly above everyone else.
Hold any top-three place on any board, for the first time.
Unlocked by 1 playerCOMMON100% of players on recordServer first: up for grabs
LATEST- Faust Flammans26 Sept 2026
Iron Grip
One board, first place, a whole week of one wipe. Your knuckles have gone white, and so has the competition.
Hold 1st on one board for 7 days of one wipe.
Unlocked by 1 playerCOMMON100% of players on recordServer first: up for grabs
LATEST- Faust Flammans3 Oct 2026
RIDDLE
Three crowns, one head, and not one of them bought at the Exchange. Wear them all at once.
The rule is part of the riddle.
Nobody yetUNHEARD OFServer first: up for grabs
